Loch Ness Monster found at last!

01 Dec

After centuries of searching, Nessie has been found! Unfortunately for the tourist trade, she has moved to South Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA. She is staying in the yard of a little tract house, across the street from the hospital, where she came to receive medical treatment for a very itchy skin condition caused by too much water on the skin, with never a chance to dry out.

She says that the slightly abrasive quality of the soil on her skin is very soothing.
Cheers, all!


Posted by on December 1, 2011 in Uncategorized


14 responses to “Loch Ness Monster found at last!

  1. SittingFox

    December 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    How on earth did she get a passport? :eyes:

  2. judithchen

    December 2, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    i see those light bulbs,how will she looks like at night in those light…hehe…scary? :whistle: :sherlock: :alien:

  3. derWandersmann

    December 2, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Adele: She probably didn't need one … she could have left the UK either via the "inver" of Inverness, or Westward, via the Caledonian Canal, although locking-through might have caused her problems. And in through the St. Lawrence Seaway … the only locks there are in the Welland Canal, around the Falls, and they are plenty big enough for her, since they were built for very large ships. The entire journey might have been accomplished in secret.Judith: I've never been over there at night, so I don't know.

  4. roshmma

    December 4, 2011 at 8:12 am

    πŸ™„ πŸ™„ πŸ™„ Do i know her?Everybody seems to know her except me! 😦

  5. serola

    December 4, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Surely she must have shrank a lot after being so long in the water :p I always thought she is much bigger πŸ˜€

  6. derWandersmann

    December 4, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Rosh: It's not the water so much as the drying out. πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  7. serola

    December 4, 2011 at 11:12 am

    :doh: I was thinking illogically πŸ˜† Yes, that makes perfect sense :up:

  8. serola

    December 4, 2011 at 7:12 pm


  9. derWandersmann

    December 4, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Uh-oh! I'm making sense … where's the whiskey?

  10. cakkleberrylane

    December 6, 2011 at 9:12 am

    So happy to hear that her dermatological issues are resolved! Scotland will miss her. Maybe she left a friend or relative behind to carry on the search??

  11. derWandersmann

    December 6, 2011 at 10:12 am

    I have no information on that.

  12. MrLeffe

    December 7, 2011 at 7:12 am

    She must have had a very nice swim.. And so very nice green she must be recovering πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  13. derWandersmann

    December 7, 2011 at 10:12 am

    πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  14. RedFreya

    December 16, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    No wonder I could not see her in Loch Ness, if she is in Milwaukee.:(


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